This is probably Victoria Beckham's strangest comment to date :'It's not my fault I always look so miserable... it's just the way my face is.'

Victoria insists nature (i.e. the structure of her face), rather than a cranky disposition, is to blame for her frequent glum expressions. 

She told Fiona Phillips on GMTV yesterday: "When I see pictures I do sometimes think 'You miserable cow!' But I think it's just the way my face falls. If people like the way I look then great, and if they don't then fine."

Nevertheless, smiling still might help Posh!